
Here are two direct quotes from male characters: “I never thought I’d be saved by someone with such great (expletive).”Īnd: “Juliet, I’m so totally gonna (expletive) to you tonight.” You can change Juliet’s hot little outfits, including a bikini made of seashells. So yes, the sexuality is a formidable tease - raunchy without giving nudity or sex. So if you play this game, you better enjoy kitschy girl power, which includes sexually empowered girl stuff.ģ.
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Often when you kill villains, the TV screen floods with red hearts and silver glitter. The aesthetics seem inspired by comic book art and by girly stickers. For instance, when one punk screams at you in pain, you joke, “So emo.”Ģ.

To enjoy the silly storylines and funny dialogue, you must enjoy lowbrow humor. And the camera controls felt floppity to me. I took a break every 20 minutes or so to rest my thumbs. The only bummers: The button-mashing is very repetitive. At other times, you swing on a stripper’s pole, chainsawing hordes of zombies as they attack. In a few levels, you chop off zombie heads, which land in a basketball basket to score your points. It’s a hack-and-slash game, created by Goichi Suda, 44, who previously helmed “No More Heroes,” “Killer7” and “Shadows of the Damned.” But “Lollipop” is his best writing and directing so far. The gameplay begins as a pretty good romp but it gets more fun by the hour. OK, look, we need to talk about “Lollipop Chainsaw” in three ways.ġ. I beat the game easily by jumping over zombies constantly - employing my cheerleader jumping skills - and chainsawing them from behind. You kill them by kicking them, sawing off their heads or torsos with a chainsaw, and (later in the game) by shooting them. You portray Juliet, the zombie slayer, and you kill zombies - zombie students, cops, punk rockers and others - at your school, on a farm, on a UFO and elsewhere.

Over the course of the next 10 hours or so, Juliet is going to say much naughtier things while bending over to reveal upskirt camera angles. “Welcome to my bedroom,” she says in a seductive little cutie-pie voice. You see pretty Juliet in her cheerleader outfit, doing a split on her bed on the morning of her 18th birthday. “Lollipop Chainsaw” is a T&A game, so it starts like this:
